if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their reputation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
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I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
Drink Like a Bitch
I just felt like you would appreciate this haha since you live soda and all
i like to regularly embarrass myself by sending tweets to my favorite actors in poor attempts to be funny and noticed
Your life
If you watch an episode of Parenthood and you don’t laugh a little or cry a little then you’re probably a sociopath
JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever
-Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)
How else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Hedwig, and Dobby?
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I just fucking lost my shit.
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The sequel to Someday, Someday, Maybe coming Someday…Someday…Maybe?
I just really like her.
Have you ever been tempted to buy something you won’t need for like, 10 years?
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